“Now that’s a killer app!”
“How rude!”
“It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”
“Sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka.”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you”
“Stupid Bats, you’re ruining date night!”
“Maybe I can stick you some shampoo?”
“Y’ know, bats? I always thought there was a spark between us.”
“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
“It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’… It’s a comedy.”
“Love your perfume. What is that, The Scent Of Death?”
“Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”
“I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.”
“Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity.”
Batman: “Ms. Quinn?”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”
Batman: “I need help.”
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”
Veronica Vreeland: “So, what’ll happen to you?”
Harley Quinn: “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”
Veronica Vreeland: “Can’t you explain that it was all just a mistake?”
Harley Quinn: “Ha! With my past? I don’t even believe it myself.”
“You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
“I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
“Call me a softie, I dare ya!”
“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
“And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”
“Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own.”
“You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.”
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